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May 2014 in Tanzania through the eyes of an Englishman

21/05/2014 - African Food.

Adia and I have been having a discussion with my daughter Rachel about what food my granddaughter Eleanor might cook for a school project 'African meal'. This prompted me to write a commentary on the food served at my 'local'.

The pub I go to in the evening sells food, and is quite busy and well known in that respect. It's most popular dish is a meat broth, made mostly from bones with the little meat that remains on them, and possibly a few onions and carrots. This is most commonly served with a few of the bones, from which customers chew the remaining softened gristle, and suck out any remaining bone marrow.

It is customary to add half a raw bell pepper and a squeeze of lemon juice to the broth before consuming it. Customers who are having more of a meal rather than a snack will also add one or two boiled ndisi (green bananas). That's about the limit of the concession to vegetables.

Second in popularity, is a plate of roasted beef pieces served with a dish of pilipili. Don't get visions of nice pink slices of tender beef cut from a roasted sirloin joint, and Yorkshire pudding with gravy. The roast beef comprises not-very-good cuts of dead cow (Cows are units of currency fed on any available vegetation to be found on ground owned by anyone that the cowherd is able to access - many of them have highly visible ribs, and are probably of venerable age) chopped down to lumps an inch or two in size, and then partially burned over a charcoal grill. The beef is often somewhat tough. Pilipili is a mixture of chopped/pounded chillis and tomatoes and salt, watered down to make it go a long way. This might be accompanied for the adventurous by a roast ndisi.

Third, I'd say, is a plate of chopped intestines, once again maybe with a boiled ndisi, and a squeeze of lemon juice. I think the intestines are boiled in the meat broth, and then removed and cut up for sale as a separate dish.

Fourth would be chicken and chips. This is the dish most recognizable to your average mzungu (white person), and is usually quite edible, though the chicken is often a trifle overdone - erring on the side of safety. That's also served with pilipili.

The food is washed down with sugary soda or a bottle of beer.

If you want vegetarian food you're SOL, and will have to go to an Indian restaurant.

Alicia at 10 months - got her first cold yesterday.

Perky.

20/05/2014 - Alicia at 10 months.

Alicia started her first cold yesterday evening. Poor little lamb, she didn't know what to do about the blocked up nose, and got quite panicked at times. Halfway through the night she finally tumbled that it was OK to breathe through her mouth. Then she got some sleep, and finally, so did we.

Today she's been remarkably perky.

17/05/2014 - Is It a Surprise.

Quote: "Tanzania faces a shortage of 2000 game rangers in the reserves, a problem which is a threat to the achievement of the war against poaching."

This is contrary to wildlife international laws which indicate the ratio of game rangers should be one game ranger per 25sq km, but in Tanzania it is one game ranger per 370sq km."

And you can bet your life they don't have satellite phones and backup from helicopters with armed anti-poaching teams. Bye, bye elephants and rhinos, it was good to have you around for a while ;=(

20/05/2014 - Government Action.

It has been raining here regularly, and often very heavily since January. Most of the roads that people depend on to reach their homes are in an appalling state. Yesterday, the prime minister took decisive action, saying "I take this opportunity to call on all local government authorities to allocate funds for the rehabilitation of damaged infrastructure in their localities." he pledged unwavering support from the central government.

No mention of financing, so 'unwavering support' probably consists of "we support you, we support you, we support you."

Craters: Three interesting geographic features.

Crater Locations.

13/05/2014 - Craters and Mud.

I found three interesting looking geographical features on the Google satellite pictures of the Arusha area this morning, at the top and bottom left and the bottom right of the picture. The one at the bottom right has a name - Shimo la Mungu - (-3.524729,36.60377 - the pit of god). It is said to be an impact crater, but I have not yet found any technical references to it. The one at the top left could be volcanic, since it appears to have concentric circles of different colour around it that could be due to different detritus having been thrown out at intervals. The one at the bottom left may or may not be a crater.

I would have gone and looked at them immediately had it not been for the state of the roads at present, and the requirement to drive down 20km of cart track to get to them.

Instead we opted for a shorter drive closer to home to try to reach a hill that we had noticed when out walking yesterday. That turned out to be exciting enough. It was 2.5km of roller coaster road, with great water channel gouges on the slopes, and mud wallows in the bottoms. Scary!

Potter did very well, but I did not dare attempt the last 100m before we got back to an all-weather road - the mud was just too deep. Going back was not an attractive option. Finally some local people showed us a 'side road' that we could go back to and get round the sea of mud. I walked it first to see if it seemed possible, which it did, and we passed over it, albeit with further excitement.

It's good to know that my reactions are still pretty quick, and my mud judgement sound ;=)

12/05/2014 - Bad Bread?

Excerpt from Tanzania IPP newspaper report:

"At least 96 percent of bread bakeries operating in the country have not been certified, meaning that whatever they produce is against the law and therefore likely to pose a big health threat to consumers."

What a load of alarmist shit. I haven't heard a single report of anyone being harmed by eating bread, and you'd think with such a staple commodity that most people would be able to tell good bread from bad! It's not even likely that people would eat bad bread largely on the basis of price, since the competition is stiff, and prices pretty standardized by that.

Just a classic example of unnecessary government departments spending taxpayers money, and newspaper reporters with no brains or imagination. IPP, shame on you, TBS (Tanzania Bureau of Standards), concentrate on the bad guys, and leave the majority of honest bakers to get on with their work!

What's certification anyway? Most likely it consists only of paying the appropriate bribe.

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